<[CKS]Red_Robot> i know i should be working on my paper, but id rather be playing warcraft, so to compromise im doing almost nothing

<Stugein> Headline:
<Stugein> Headless body in garbage bag discovered near Devil's Slide
<Stugein> First line of article:
<Stugein> The San Mateo County Sheriffs Office is treating Sundays gruesome discovery of a headless body as a homocide.
<Stugein> AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?!

<Fat-Burrick> What i want to know is why gandalf didnt rescue merry and pippin from the ents
<Tumbleweed> would you?
<Fat-Burrick> good point

<TheThree> your special?
<Mj> you're
<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks
<Mj> grammar
<TheThree> as dose my spelling
<Mj> does
<TheThree> i give up
<Mj> I

<mchem> what does less do?
<Rizen> it's like more
<Rizen> but better
<aegis> conversations about unix are funny

[freshestprince> wtf i just downloaded crono cross disc 2 from u and it dint work, y
[_ry0suke_> UHH IT WAS 32KB, DIDN'T YOU THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN INCOMPLETE
[freshestprince> ur a fuckin deceptive bastard
[freshestprince> ur banned for life from downloadin from me
[freshestprince> have a nice day dickhead!!!
[_ry0suke_> UH OH I'M DOWNLOADING YOUR JAY-Z MP3S, BAD BOI
[freshestprince> fuck u! ill hack u if u do that again
[_ry0suke_> I'M STILL DOWNLOADING IT
[freshestprince> stop it now

<herze> miss pearl
<herze> my love for you is like diherrea
<helpimarock> what
<herze> i just cant hold it in
<madpunk-nap> omg
<helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh
<madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite
<helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard

<Saber> I had a full can of soda
<Saber> and I slipped
<Saber> and dropped it above my KB
<Saber> and I caught it
<Saber> but THOUGHT it was upside down
<Saber> so I  inverted it
<Saber> and it turns out
<Saber> it was rightside up

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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<FBI> We saw it anyway.
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<Myst> It would, however, be funnier.
<Myst> Since Canadians are funnier by nature.
<WTM2K> just because we laugh at you doesn't mean you're funny

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<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<johnnY> dude
<johnnY> it was my cat
<johnnY> ...
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat
<pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss
<pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude

<Shuichi> but i'm an optimist
<Slick_Wil> so glass half full then?
<Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem Slick_Wil?

<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air?

Xeno0540: XP freezes/goes very slow way too much
Trypa Likes Cats: Becuase XP sucks
Trypa Likes Cats: It sucks like ME!
Trypa Likes Cats: ERrr
Trypa Likes Cats: MILLENIUM EDITION
Trypa Likes Cats: God damnit

<Trax> Raider are you on LSD?
<Raider> ehh, no Im on DSL

<Mank> Happy New Year.
<Mank> 666 + 1337 = 2003
<Anders> So the Antichrist is to arrive this year in the form of a preteen hacker?
<Chris_A> It's the Ap0cA1yp53!!!!111
<Mank> a11 uR j3suz r b3lonG 2 US!!!!!!

* MouLDY_LLaMa is now known as JohnnyDepIsCrap
<JohnnyDepIsCrap> :
<I_Am_Great> you spelt it worn
<I_Am_Great> g
<I_Am_Great> *worng
<JohnnyDepIsCrap> i know
<I_Am_Great> *wrtong
<I_Am_Great> *wrong
<I_Am_Great> damn
<JohnnyDepIsCrap> hahaha
<I_Am_Great> talk about spelling thing worng
<I_Am_Great> fuck

<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap
<Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls.
<LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage?
<Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.